Friday 27 June 2008

What Would Fox Mulder do?

I guess everyone saw the Germany game. What a weird game that was. The picture was just gone for about 6 minutes or so, but it made the second half soooo weird and suddenly the game was over.

Now, I'm a sucker for Conspiracy Theories, but this time it was the miaudonna who became all paranoid first. She was totally convinced that something was majorly wrong and the game never unfolded like that suggesting it had been played before and was now very badly cut together. She got a bit crazy then claiming she was now a Medium (astro.com doesn't agree though... and well, she is scared of ghosts so this whole thing can't really work out) and travelled through time and it was all about her future ... yeah she kinda lost me there too, but it got me thinking...

What if actually during that time we lost, all the people where stunned in the stadium and the teams were sucked into space ... and then aliens impersonated them after those six minutes and not just them but also prominent figures like the Chancellor?

Now the official story is that the energy in Vienna was cut by lightning and the UEFA world signal was therefore lost. The pictures we later got (yeah I'm talking about that shitty wonky camera which was broadcasting in 4:3 instead of 16:9) was from swiss tv, coz they had an extra cable to the stadium (now that is common practice we know... remember those spitting incidents from Euro 2004 that were uncovered by extra cameras installed by certain TV stations and not UEFA?). And they claim that the sound and pic was a bit off coz the commentator was on the phone and well it all was a bit crazy...

yeah, well it sounds all quite believable, doesn't it?

But let's be honest, what would Fox Mulder have done? He'd gotten up and sprayed a neon coloured X on the floor to mark the point he lost time!!!

Where are those 6 minutes and what did really happen?

Now people who were in the stadium claim that everything went on normal during the blackout ... yeah, hehe, everyone whose watched MIB is aware how easy it is to "flashy-thing" someone and erase all their memories and replace them with something that never happened!

My take on what happened is that UEFA and Tom Cruise made a deal with the Aliens and at least the german team and their coaching staff were sucked into space and replaced with imposters. Tom Cruise gave a very convincing performance as Jogi in a TV interview after the game...

The cover-up story worked though, so we will never know if the imposters have been replaced by the real people yet or if they indeed will be lost in space forever!

And to all those doubters out there I'm saying: you have no idea ... the visitors from afar have been out there for a couple of weeks... lurking ... watching over the situation from the distance ... waiting for the opportune moment!

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